Skippy1023

Apr 17

dreamberks:

This is what I did instead of sleeping

Apr 17

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

Apr 17

songofsunset:

inventrix:

0trevskies:

When friends won’t believe they’re cute and perfect

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when friends insist that you’re cute and perfect

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shhhhhhhh you’re cute and perfect deal with it

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Apr 17

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

Apr 17

bakerstreetbabes:

carolynknapp-shappey:

he-wears-a-pair-of-silver-wings:

viridianshadow:

ifearnofish:

iamtonysexual:

Why does this look to me like they’re starting a musical number

put that violin back where it came from or so help me

so help me

so help me

and cut

it’s a work in progress

XD

Apr 17
annawestergaard:

they were probably having a really great time before the storm lbr

annawestergaard:

they were probably having a really great time before the storm lbr

Apr 17
mymindpalaceisatardis:

wholockedandproud:

pocketpalace:

it looks like the tardis is opening on my dashboard

it’s bigger on the inside

THANK YOU FOR THIS

mymindpalaceisatardis:

wholockedandproud:

pocketpalace:

it looks like the tardis is opening on my dashboard

it’s bigger on the inside

THANK YOU FOR THIS

Apr 17

frozenmemes:

elsarendelle:

i have lost control of my life

hon hon hon baguette

Apr 17
egipciaca:

I don´t know if someone has already mentioned this, but I was watching Frozen when I noticed something. When the wind opens the window, the White Queen (which symbolizes the Queen Elsa) falls from the chess board. Clever detail Disney.

egipciaca:

I don´t know if someone has already mentioned this, but I was watching Frozen when I noticed something. When the wind opens the window, the White Queen (which symbolizes the Queen Elsa) falls from the chess board. Clever detail Disney.

Your sister is dead because of you!  Requested by killed-8y-8r8k-spider.

Apr 17